rneerkat:

how did knights wash their armor i feel like that would break the laundry machine

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lameborghini:

girl are u a fortune cookie because ur always wrong

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moshita:

beefysquirrelz:

is there a polite way to ask a boy to do impolite things to you

(Source: thelordofthebuttz, via sorry)

theyellowbrickroad:

I’m in Disneyworld and its raining like crazy and one of the princes strutted past me and said “even in the rain I look good” omfg

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thedukeoflions:

IMAGINE IF YOU TRIED TO KICK A SHEEP WITH YOUR VELCRO SHOES AND IT JUST GOT STUCK

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valentinostclaire:

Why does toilet paper NEED a commercial? Who is not buying toilet paper?

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growitbacktom:

in biology today we were doing a urine lab

and some girl was standing in front of the beakers so i said,

“urine my way”

and omg

i have never loved myself so much before

(Source: nevershavethomas, via lexi-beth)

niqqaniall:

i’m 16 and i still walk up the stairs with my hands how do they expect me to learn algebra

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