sher-lockedoutofthetardis:

Idk my relationship with my siblings is always either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “do not even breathe in my direction” there is no in between.

(Source: fuckcannibals, via promiscuous-cats)

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle, via justcallmejarjar)

My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself

(Source: mrs-prozac, via justcallmejarjar)

habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

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fuckyeahcyrus:

when i pass mcdonalds

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